What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Carlton

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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