What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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