- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What what In the butt

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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