Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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