What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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guess what?

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CHEEZECAKE

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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A Jew returns change.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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alcoholism kills

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Five guys one rape.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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