- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

No joke.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

The Aristocrats

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

So one time this woman was learning...

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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