what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Pickle!

fart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Obamacare!

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Freedom of Speech

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Small breasts.

justin littleton. nuff said

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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