Hair

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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GooglePlus.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Child Prostitution.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Military intelligence.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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