How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Women's rights.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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potato

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What break when you talk?

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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