Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

what is white and sticky? glue.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

fart

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Anti jokes are funny

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Lockerbie bombing

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Herman Cain

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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