Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

AROUND

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Penis

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

I won the game.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A fish walks into a bar

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

live babies

i have aids and a chode

What's brown and sticky? A stick

DERP

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...