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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Small breasts.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

I won the game.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

anus soup

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What time is it? 10:58

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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