- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

why did the man die? he got shot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Johnny just finished his pie.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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