- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Look at your hand. Made you look!

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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