Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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A man buys free health care...

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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