- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Military intelligence.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What what In the butt

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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