What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

poop.........

What's 6+2? 16

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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