A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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knock knock come in

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Benevolent villain.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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