How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Penis

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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i am predestal

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Lacrosse

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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