Aodhan Hearty

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Oliver's friends

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No.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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I love boobs

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Women's Golf

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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