How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Women's rights

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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An Irishman stays home

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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