Goat balls.

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Why....... Because.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What what In the butt

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A homeless person dies.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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