What's brown and sticky? A stick

jack shine has boobs

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

want to go home? yea

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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