Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Got milk? No.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Black Poeple

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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