Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Oliver's friends

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Robin, get in the car.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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This post contains NOTHING.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Nickelback

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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