- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

no

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Niko isnt a mexican douche

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Black Poeple

whats round and like a ball a ball

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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