What what In the butt

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A homeless person dies.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

This post contains NOTHING.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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