When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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knock knock come in

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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