- Anti Joke

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

A scottish man having fun

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Well, this is fun.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Knock knock! Yes?

The chicken crossed the road.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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