Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A van drives into a car.

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i heart wiener

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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