Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Indeed.

A scottish man having fun

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

. Deez nuts Ok

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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