What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Fruitcake

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

anus soup

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Real jokes.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

your life

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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