why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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I like to eat.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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