What did the mole say? Nothing

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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