How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Why....... Because.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

a banana

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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