- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Three men walked into a metal pole

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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