Penis

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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i am predestal

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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