Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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