You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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^that joke's not funny

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There is a car full of black people.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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