. Deez nuts Ok

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

A Jew returns change.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

james schmitt whats your last name

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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