Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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SPAMS!!!

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drugs.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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nice shorts.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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