What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Slavery

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Lacrosse

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

whats better than shoes feet

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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