- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What color is my lamp? Brown

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Three men walked into a metal pole

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

...Jack Vale

I am black.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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