Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Dead babies.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

I love boobs

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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