SPAMS!!!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Haha pizza

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why....... Because.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Obamacare!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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