Black people

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Jews for Jesus

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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This is not Will Smith.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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