Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Herman Cain

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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