Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Women's Golf

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Aodhan Hearty

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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