why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Shit.

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