- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What time is it? 10:58

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

I am a real homosexual

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Women

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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