Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Brittney Spears

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Covietz has a large penis

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Indeed.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Write your own

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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