Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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PENIS

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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hi

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Slavery lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Canada's army

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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