- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

It's your mother, open the door.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What time is it? 10:58

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