Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Women

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A fat man buys a salad

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

corey is a nipplepotomus

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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