- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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