why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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