What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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jack shine has boobs

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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