What's funnier than 24? 25.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why....... Because.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Your life That's the joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

dead babies

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

A baby seal walks into a club

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

lewis bedford

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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