- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

a horse walks into a barn

Knock Knock. F uck off.

jokes r dumb

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

cheese

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

SAY

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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