Indeed.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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kennah campion... being nice

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What is Jason? Black.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Penis

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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your momma's an antijoke

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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