What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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The glass is half an hour.

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you are gay

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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