a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Nickelback.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

penisface

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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