Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Baseball

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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