- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

how does peploe get around they walk

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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