Fruitcake

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Sea World Japan.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

anus soup

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Guess what? Chicken butt

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

9/11/01 walks into a bar

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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