- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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