Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

A baby seal walks into a club

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

newt gingrich

9:11 make a wish

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

W.N.B.A.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

look at there!! an entire dog!!

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

It's your mother, open the door.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the bunny eat his food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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