where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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hi my name is? joe

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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