roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What's 6+2? 16

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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your face.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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alcoholism kills

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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