Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

two fish are in a tank.

I love boobs

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

i hate you.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

PENIS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Penis

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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