You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Fruitcake

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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