Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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go go gadget

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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women's rights

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Your life That's the joke

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Anti Joke

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