Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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alcoholism kills

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Women rights.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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