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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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