Women rights.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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