- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

i have 2 penises

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a banana

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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