Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Sea World Japan.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

How Long is a Chinese man.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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