- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Nickelback.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Knock Knock Good one...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

two fish are in a tank.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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