Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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It's your mother, open the door.

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kennah campion... being nice

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SAY

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Indeed.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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