A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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The geese of Growmore

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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