why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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