- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

come along children

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Your life That's the joke

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

anus soup

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's 9 +10 19

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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