What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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