What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down +57

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down +51

I dislike old people.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The geese of Growmore

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops