What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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