When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Slavery lol

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Ben is gay

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