- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

you are gay

Knock knock! Yes?

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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