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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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