I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

KIMBERLEY HONEY

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Canada

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What does a man like. food.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Dear John,

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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