Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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