Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Giving birth to the antichrist

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Men's rights

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

PENIS

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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