What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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This joke isnt funny.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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S.O.P.A

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What break when you talk?

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Hi poop!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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