A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Fruitcake

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Your life That's the joke

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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