- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

beiber i straight

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

hi my name is? joe

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What does a man like. food.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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