- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

A homeless person dies.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

a horse walks into a barn

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Indeed.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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