I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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drugs.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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