What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Got milk? No.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

drugs.

The WNBA

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

The geese of Growmore

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Women rights.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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