What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Shit.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

this website...

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

i am predestal

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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