Small breasts.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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This is not Will Smith.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Lacrosse

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Jewish People

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Pianca going ham

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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