Slavery lol

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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I am black.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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