Your life That's the joke

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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