Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Lets make like trees and stand still

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

a black father

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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