What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Josh kissing a girl

beiber i straight

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A baby seal walks into a club.

I like your hair

women's rights

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Google Doodles

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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