What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

9/11

Pickle!

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

milly, milly, milly, cat

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

what is patrick wilson? smart

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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