- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

how does peploe get around they walk

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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