- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What color is my lamp? Brown

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