- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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