Potato salad

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

whats better than shoes feet

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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