- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Whats long and hard? a pole

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Robin, get in the car.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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