- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A ginger rapping.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Knock Knock Come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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