- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Got milk? No.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Myspace

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

The WNBA

The geese of Growmore

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Women rights.

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