A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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you are gay

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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