Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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25

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Nicholas Cage

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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