Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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your life

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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