What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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