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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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You're so straight!

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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