Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Indeed.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Knock Knock. Go away!

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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