A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A baby seal walks into a club

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

9:11 make a wish

newt gingrich

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

W.N.B.A.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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