One Big Ass Mistake America

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Covietz has a large penis

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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lololololololololol

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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