Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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God.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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beiber i straight

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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the WNBA

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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