A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Kate

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Why Because

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Pickle!

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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I LIKE TURLES.

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