*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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