- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Google Doodles

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Write your own

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

your momma's an antijoke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Working hard or hardly working????

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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