- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

PENIS

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

A man walks into a bar.

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