why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What comes after "Q" R

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

I love boobs

whats better than shoes feet

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Exactly what?

Dozer has a soul

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Josh kissing a girl

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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