A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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suck my dick.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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W.N.B.A.

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Kittens.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Womens rights

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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