Slavery

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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666 im christian

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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gay marriage.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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I love boobs

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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American Idol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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