A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

W.N.B.A.

lewis bedford

What is 69? A two digit number.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

whats better than shoes feet

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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