what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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The WNBA

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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