Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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barack osama

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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GONNA

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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