Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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barack osama

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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go go gadget

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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lewis bedford

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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