roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

George W. Bush

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Knock knock Come in!

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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