- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Pickle!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Pianca going ham

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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