What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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anus soup

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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