How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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I am black.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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The WNBA

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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nice shorts.

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The geese of Growmore

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