Shit.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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