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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

The government makes a good decision

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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