You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Windows Vista

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Icecream

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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My mom.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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hi bye

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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