safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Brittney Spears

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28

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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sixty....eight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Benevolent villain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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