- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Women's rights

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Jewish People

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Men's rights

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Come in

your momma's an antijoke

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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