Penis

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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