Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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this website...

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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