- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

your all shit at jokes

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

SAY

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Exactly what?

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Brittney Spears

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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