- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what? Chicken butt

Dead babies.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

justin littleton. nuff said

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

SAY

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

johann grayson being liked

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

cheese

Punchline.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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