Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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SPAMS!!!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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GooglePlus.

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The WNBA.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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I am black.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Go away.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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