So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Sea World Japan.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Women's rights

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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