How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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