Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A black man killed someone

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Women's rights

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Your mom.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Anti Joke

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