whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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josh simpson has cancer

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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