- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why....... Because.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Herman Cain

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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