- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

9:11 make a wish

Potato salad

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

your moms so fat she has kankles

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