A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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poop.........

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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