- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What's 6+2? 16

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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