A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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johann grayson being liked

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An Irishman stays home

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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kennah campion... being nice

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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nine...eleven

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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