Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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The jets are a good team..

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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