- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

i am predestal

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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