Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Pianca going ham

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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