ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What do apples taste like? Apples.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

An Irishman stays home

Jasper sucks.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

beiber i straight

sixty....eight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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