What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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gays

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Men's rights.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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