- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Jasper sucks.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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