what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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No.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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gays

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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