Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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This is not Will Smith.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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