what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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