what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

How do you leave a man in suspense...

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

womans rights

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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