What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What is Jason? Black.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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